Damian Conway foredrag 19. April 2012: "Temporally Quaquaversal Virtual Nanomachine Programming [...] Made Easy!"

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Hei!


Oslo Perl Mongers ønsker å invitere til åpent medlemsmøte med Open 
Source legenden Damian Conway! Foredragene hans er SYKT MORSOMME og 
minneverdige (bare spør de som var på "Fun With Dead Languages" 
foredraget i høst) så dette blir DRITKULT! :)


   Tittel: Temporally Quaquaversal Virtual Nanomachine Programming In
           Multiple Topologically Connected Quantum-Relativistic
           Parallel Spacetimes... Made Easy!

   Tid:    Torsdag 19. April 2012, klokken 18:00
   Sted:   The Scotsman (2. etg), Karl Johans gate 17
   Kart:   <http://scotsman.no/kontakt.php>


Foredraget er åpent og inngang er gratis for alle! :D


Damian beskriver foredraget sitt på følgende vis:

  «Watch in terror as Damian writes a Perl program to extract square
   roots using nothing but quantum mechanics, general relativity, and
   the very fabric of the space-time continuum.

   Along the way we'll also investigate: Wittgenstein's dark secret;
   the diminishing returns of physical computation; Roman philosophy;
   when Super Science Adventures go wrong; the greatest Lego kit of all
   time; the secret identity of Sith; carbon logic vs silicon logic;
   the giants of 1930's physics; elementary spin-half quanta under
   relativistic motion; CAT scans; Will Smith; bongos; drunken bets
   involving penguins; algorithmic consistency; God's dice and the
   problem of free will; intrinsic self-inconsistency; the many worlds
   outside Copenhagen; and the inventor of stage diving.

   What happens when Dirac meets Deutsch meets Damian? Mere anarchy is
   loosed upon the world!»

   <http://damian.conway.org/Seminars/Quaquaversal.html>


Om Damian Conway:

  «Damian Conway is a well-known member of the international Open
   Source community. An entertaining and widely sought-after speaker
   and educator, he is the author of several technical books, as well
   as over 50 Open Source software modules. He runs an international IT
   training company – Thoughtstream – which provides developer training
   from beginner to masterclass level throughout Europe, North America,
   and Australasia.»

   <http://damian.conway.org/About_us/Bio_formal.html>


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Dette blir bra!


mvh,

- Salve J. Nilsen (leder i Oslo.pm)

-- 
#!/usr/bin/perl
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getc DATA}$"="'};&{'";@_=unpack("C*",unpack("u*",':4@,$'.#     <sjn at foo.no>
'2!--"5-(50P%$PL,!0X354UC-PP%/0\`'."\n"));eval "&{'@_'}";   __END__ is near! :)